Surprise for H.: holding Emily under running water and rubbing the poo off her butt isn't grossing me out anymore.
Surprise for Emily: an ice-cube is the best toy. It slides, it shoots, it's crunchy. Hey, where'd it go?
Surprise for M.: his wife wanted to take a picture of Emily's heart-shaped poo and put it on the blog. He raised the spousal veto card.