Sun Puppy!

[Emily, in her Throne of Stinky]

H. tried giving the little panting puppy some water, but Emily would have none of it.

Super Puppy Super Busy

Bunny's family in Maryland sent her a fluffy blue blankie. Now, Emily can be a superhero FRAPer, right out of the bath.

[Hi Gramma!]

Emily still has time to do evil, like grab the bag of cotton wipes that Mommy uses to remove her heavy duty sunscreen, tear up the bag, and nest on the rest.
[All your wipes are belongs to me]

Barkety bark bark bark

Emily barks ... a LOT. Half the day, I'm running down the stairs to shush her.

And barking at other dogs walking by is not an excuse. Sometimes she mistakes the ducks waddling along the road for dogs.

[Sure looked like dogs to me.]

Princess Crankypants

Emily, after being neglected by Mommy, runs to have quality time with Daddy:

[Yay, snuggles]

Yes, that's a 4.1kg puppy, there. Mommy laughed at how big she is now. And woke her up with the sound of the camera.

[Wah? Who? Where? Chicken?]

[Princess Crankypants]

Jailbreak Puppy

As time goes on, M. and H. are learning the vicissitudes of 'dogality' -- dog personality. Emily's a right weirdo.
Example: she likes to scratch and sniff walls. (read: lick)

[Shawshank Puppy: Behind that poster of Rita Hayworth's Fuzzy Bikini is a world made of dreams....]

So, we put cardboard up against it. Nothing doing. She'll scratch and dig at the cardboard until she reaches the wall, then scratches and digs some more.

[What? This is normal!]

I don't have the heart to tell Emily that she'll only end up in our neighbor's house.

[Sleep to dig another day]