Long time no post. Here's what we've been up to: more clothes for Emily!
We bought leopard print cloth and pink fleece for the soft inner layer. H. hand stitched it. (more on that and hand made dog thermal underwear, later)
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Tea, chocolate, and theobromine
M. seriously disapproves of feeding Emily anything from the table.
H., foolishly, is taken in by that fuzzy face. Ooops.
Last night, we were drowsily digesting Thai food when Emily turned the corner of the kitchen and emerged with her nose stuck in a small paper bag.
DARJEELING BLOSSOM!!! Not tea leaves!!!
Luckily, it was mostly empty and we took the bag away. But she must have eaten a bit of dried tea leaves. Starting at midnight, and on and on all through the night, Emily FRAPPED. At 1am, at 4 am, at 7 am. Crazy dizzy running around and around and around, wanting to play play play!
Then, resume Frapping in the morning. Whew! (a dozen games of fetch down, and H. already needs a nap!)
We followed the vet guidelines, gave her lots of water, and tried to calm her down.
Funny thing was, she was so excited, she'd instantly obey commands that she'd normally balk at, even without treats.
Monday, January 11, 2010
Mini-Ice-Age Immobilizes Europe!
but first, a public service announcement:
[World's Yuckiest Fruit]

Some of you may have been drawn to a spiny, bright marigold colored fruit in your grocery store and thought: Tropical? Rich and fragrant? Let's try it out!
A Few Words of Warning: Do Not EAT. If, foolishly, already purchased, use only for decoration!
Described as tasting like a banana and a lemon, the Kiwano is actually weirdly watery, sour and bitter, like cucumber seeds gone bad.
A Few Words of Warning: Do Not EAT. If, foolishly, already purchased, use only for decoration!
Described as tasting like a banana and a lemon, the Kiwano is actually weirdly watery, sour and bitter, like cucumber seeds gone bad.
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Now for the snow. Many of you have seen news stories on the winter that has frozen Europe. Okay, so maybe in Germany or Poland or somewhere more inner continent.
H&M went to grad school (7 long years) in the snow states of New York and Illinois, respectively, so yeah, this is a snowfall to snicker home about.
H&M went to grad school (7 long years) in the snow states of New York and Illinois, respectively, so yeah, this is a snowfall to snicker home about.
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Saturday, December 26, 2009
December Wrapup
December Wrapup
Emily is relaxing and resting her head on my foot. It seems like a good moment to pound the keyboard and post a brief recap of the Emily universe.

- First 4 weeks of puppyhood. You should know that puppies generally do not have bladder control during their first 4 months, so you have to take them out to potty just about every hour. This means essentially no sleep for the humans.
- Spaying - for a month afterwards, you have to be extremely careful with the dog because she will try to lick at the surgery incision which could open up the wound again.
- Sickness - Emily became sick for a week. Small dogs are often finicky eaters so they don't have fat reserves to depend on when they get sick and aren't hungry. The Vet had to give Emily special liquid food to get her weight back up. Now we try to keep Emily a bit on the plumper side of life so she will have a bit of breathing room if she becomes sick again - not so easy because she is finicky.
- 12 weeks of dog class - we both have read the books on raising dogs, but it's good to see how fast the training should go by comparing to other dogs in the class. You also get a good idea of what can and can not be taught to a dog.
- Teaching Emily the critical commands: Sit, Potty, Come, Down, Stay, and No. The key is consistency in the command (both verbal and hand motion) and the reward - say the command in the exact same way each time and always give the dog a reward (i.e. a food treat) when she does the action. For me, Emily would do Potty #1, Sit, and Down on command. She would also stop whatever she was doing if I said No.
- Learning to walk correctly on a leash. This was quite an adventure. Small dogs often have weak necks for their first 6 months while they are growing up. So, most good books will suggest using a harnass or a Halti, which are devices which focus the control to other parts of the dog instead of the neck. The problem with using a harness is that it also teaches the dog that its OK (and even fun) to pull on the leash. Around month 8, Emily could correctly walk using an adult collar and leash nicely. I highly recommend Brian Kilcommons' book for help on the right technique for leash walking.
- One of the dreams of having a dog is to be able to walk with the dog (on a leash) down a crowded street or hall. This is much harder to do than one might initially think because a shopping street will have thousands of interesting smells and sounds and colors and people and in general things to get distracted by. A dog which can walk on a crowded shopping street or department store and behave in a calm manner is a very well trained dog. Around month 9, Emily was able to do this and we were very happy we could take her on shopping trips.
- Emily is also protective of the house. Anytime a stranger walks in, she will be a good little guard dog and bark up a storm until we show that we are OK with the stranger and she gets treats. Note that she doesn't bite, but she is a good alarm.
- Right now, Emily is very happy, playful, affectionate and fully potty and leash trained. She has a mixture of Orijin kibble and chicken for meals.
- For 2010, we will work on the other commands (i.e. Stay), see if there is a safe way for her to play with other dogs. Also, we'll replace the small (1 foot high) trashcans - Emily seems to think that anything within 1 foot from the floor is her domain.
Emily is relaxing and resting her head on my foot. It seems like a good moment to pound the keyboard and post a brief recap of the Emily universe.

- First 4 weeks of puppyhood. You should know that puppies generally do not have bladder control during their first 4 months, so you have to take them out to potty just about every hour. This means essentially no sleep for the humans.
- Spaying - for a month afterwards, you have to be extremely careful with the dog because she will try to lick at the surgery incision which could open up the wound again.
- Sickness - Emily became sick for a week. Small dogs are often finicky eaters so they don't have fat reserves to depend on when they get sick and aren't hungry. The Vet had to give Emily special liquid food to get her weight back up. Now we try to keep Emily a bit on the plumper side of life so she will have a bit of breathing room if she becomes sick again - not so easy because she is finicky.
- 12 weeks of dog class - we both have read the books on raising dogs, but it's good to see how fast the training should go by comparing to other dogs in the class. You also get a good idea of what can and can not be taught to a dog.
- Teaching Emily the critical commands: Sit, Potty, Come, Down, Stay, and No. The key is consistency in the command (both verbal and hand motion) and the reward - say the command in the exact same way each time and always give the dog a reward (i.e. a food treat) when she does the action. For me, Emily would do Potty #1, Sit, and Down on command. She would also stop whatever she was doing if I said No.
- Learning to walk correctly on a leash. This was quite an adventure. Small dogs often have weak necks for their first 6 months while they are growing up. So, most good books will suggest using a harnass or a Halti, which are devices which focus the control to other parts of the dog instead of the neck. The problem with using a harness is that it also teaches the dog that its OK (and even fun) to pull on the leash. Around month 8, Emily could correctly walk using an adult collar and leash nicely. I highly recommend Brian Kilcommons' book for help on the right technique for leash walking.
- One of the dreams of having a dog is to be able to walk with the dog (on a leash) down a crowded street or hall. This is much harder to do than one might initially think because a shopping street will have thousands of interesting smells and sounds and colors and people and in general things to get distracted by. A dog which can walk on a crowded shopping street or department store and behave in a calm manner is a very well trained dog. Around month 9, Emily was able to do this and we were very happy we could take her on shopping trips.
- Emily is also protective of the house. Anytime a stranger walks in, she will be a good little guard dog and bark up a storm until we show that we are OK with the stranger and she gets treats. Note that she doesn't bite, but she is a good alarm.
- Right now, Emily is very happy, playful, affectionate and fully potty and leash trained. She has a mixture of Orijin kibble and chicken for meals.
- For 2010, we will work on the other commands (i.e. Stay), see if there is a safe way for her to play with other dogs. Also, we'll replace the small (1 foot high) trashcans - Emily seems to think that anything within 1 foot from the floor is her domain.
Monday, December 21, 2009
The Great Snow of '09
Sorry for the blackout -- M. was in the US for a week, and H. had the Internet off for work and sanity. That got to be a habit.
In luddite news, H. hand-stitched Emily's new fleece underwear (to go under her coats and cover her belly and chest). So, blackout over. Because it SNOWED. Yay!
[No Secret: The EmBunny LOVES Snow]
[She Chases Other Dogs and their Mommies]
[She Chases Kids]
In luddite news, H. hand-stitched Emily's new fleece underwear (to go under her coats and cover her belly and chest). So, blackout over. Because it SNOWED. Yay!
[No Secret: The EmBunny LOVES Snow]
[She Chases Other Dogs and their Mommies]
[She Chases Kids]
Friday, November 27, 2009
Happy Thanksgiving!
Emily's clothes were a big hit! Except with Emily, of course. She tucked her tail and hid under the coffee table.
(11/26, 10pm)
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Monday, November 16, 2009
Barkety bark bark bark
Emily barks ... a LOT. Half the day, I'm running down the stairs to shush her.
And barking at other dogs walking by is not an excuse. Sometimes she mistakes the ducks waddling along the road for dogs.
And barking at other dogs walking by is not an excuse. Sometimes she mistakes the ducks waddling along the road for dogs.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Monday, November 9, 2009
Princess Crankypants
Friday, November 6, 2009
Jailbreak Puppy
As time goes on, M. and H. are learning the vicissitudes of 'dogality' -- dog personality. Emily's a right weirdo.
Example: she likes to scratch and sniff walls. (read: lick)
[Shawshank Puppy: Behind that poster of Rita Hayworth's Fuzzy Bikini is a world made of dreams....]
Example: she likes to scratch and sniff walls. (read: lick)

So, we put cardboard up against it. Nothing doing. She'll scratch and dig at the cardboard until she reaches the wall, then scratches and digs some more.
I don't have the heart to tell Emily that she'll only end up in our neighbor's house.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Rose Slips
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Dog Sonar
H&M are talking in the kitchen when they are interrupted by high pitched dog sonar.
So, why is the little white dog whining?
So, why is the little white dog whining?
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Energizer Puppy
First, the roses. It's been over 3 months since we planted the slips, and each cutting has two huge extra shoots and a bud each.
But don't let the snoozing convince you otherwise. Emily's the Energizer Puppy. Today, after two walks of 1 hour each, morning and evening, and one mini walk of 20 minutes in between (cut short because she got gooey poo all over her bum), Emily came home for a game of Crazy Fetch:
[Jump!]

[Jump!]
Friday, October 9, 2009
Buttnaps and Books and Bread
Mommy cut herself off from the Internet during the day to work, but Bumily's been a busy puppy.
[and he's into twine bondage]
Mommy hid the penis up on the top shelf 'cause of the yucko smell.
Emily took it out on the books.


Oh, and Mommy made bread. Emily had some too by being really cute.
Cute puppies can nap anywhere and get away with it. Guess what's my new pillow!
Emily hangs with Beary a lot 'cause he's cool.

Mommy hid the penis up on the top shelf 'cause of the yucko smell.


This isn't a book, Mommy!

Oh, and Mommy made bread. Emily had some too by being really cute.
Friday, September 25, 2009
Bulle Pezen & Emily, Savage Hunter
H. received e-mails from friends who Googled "bully sticks." Yes, they're dried bull penises, not "tendons." Aunty Fr asked if H. would still buy them.
The only change was that for a full day (and maybe longer) H. couldn't stop saying BULL PENIS at all times.
"Emily, would you like your BULL PENIS?"
"Emily, you stink like BULL PENIS!"
"Emily, behave, or I'll take away the BULL PENIS!"
The only change was that for a full day (and maybe longer) H. couldn't stop saying BULL PENIS at all times.
"Emily, would you like your BULL PENIS?"
"Emily, you stink like BULL PENIS!"
"Emily, behave, or I'll take away the BULL PENIS!"
(et cetera, et cetera)
[Warning: Adult Content Humor in Euphemisms]
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Caligula is not yer homeboy.
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[Warning: Adult Content Humor in Euphemisms]
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Uncle Shaggy thought it was too mean to make Emily engage in what he thought was a particular "grownup activity." H. wants him to know that if that's what he thinks it is: "DUDE, YOU'RE DOING IT WAY WRONG."
Caligula is not yer homeboy.
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[/Joke Over]
The words B--- P--- are now forbidden in this household.
*kicks dirt*
Daddy's such a tyrant.
The words B--- P--- are now forbidden in this household.
*kicks dirt*
Daddy's such a tyrant.
We leave you with Emily vs. the Biscuit. Watch how she teases and baits her prey (or the other way around).
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