Cute puppies can nap anywhere and get away with it. Guess what's my new pillow!
Emily hangs with Beary a lot 'cause he's cool.
[and he's into twine bondage]
Mommy hid the penis up on the top shelf 'cause of the yucko smell.
Emily took it out on the books.
Mommy hid the penis up on the top shelf 'cause of the yucko smell.
Emily took it out on the books.
This isn't a book, Mommy!
Oh, and Mommy made bread. Emily had some too by being really cute.