As time goes on, M. and H. are learning the vicissitudes of 'dogality' -- dog personality. Emily's a right weirdo. Example: she likes to scratch and sniff walls. (read: lick)
[Shawshank Puppy: Behind that poster of Rita Hayworth's Fuzzy Bikini is a world made of dreams....]
So, we put cardboard up against it. Nothing doing. She'll scratch and dig at the cardboard until she reaches the wall, then scratches and digs some more.
[What? This is normal!]
I don't have the heart to tell Emily that she'll only end up in our neighbor's house.